Thursday, December 15, 2005
on the next oprah...
:: posted by duff, 9:50 AM
3 Comments:
When strawberries go bad is more a Maury Povich kind of thing, I'd think.
Me: There's nothing wrong with this fruit. Why are you throwing it away?
Her: Because it's got mold growing on it.
Me: So? Pennicillin comes from mold. Have you ever wondered what would have happened if Dr. Fleming had thrown away his moldy sandwich? We'd be dying of staph infections left and right.
Her: You think too much.
She threw away the grapes. Bitch.
Her: Because it's got mold growing on it.
Me: So? Pennicillin comes from mold. Have you ever wondered what would have happened if Dr. Fleming had thrown away his moldy sandwich? We'd be dying of staph infections left and right.
Her: You think too much.
She threw away the grapes. Bitch.
but if the good strawberries go bad and then marry bad grapes and then the blackberries get all ticked off about it and try to smush the strawberries into jam, then you must be watching jerry springer.
